I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
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She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
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Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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