i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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