The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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