Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
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The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
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I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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