He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Randomize
