Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
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We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
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Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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