Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(303): View more from Colorado

I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.

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(330): View more from Ohio

Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?

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(518): View more from New York

i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again

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(302): View more from Delaware

I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.

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(954): View more from Florida

I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..

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(828): View more from North Carolina

Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.

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(607): View more from New York

Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box

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