I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
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In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
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this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no