We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
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No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
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Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask