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How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.

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I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.

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(303): View more from Colorado

It smells like weed.

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We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.

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(419): View more from Ohio

So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?

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(334): View more from Alabama

Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.

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(661): View more from California

I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.

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(207): View more from Maine

Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices

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(404): View more from Georgia

We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.

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(907): View more from Alaska

immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten

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