singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
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