And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
All I want is dick and wine.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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