Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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