I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
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I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
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The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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