And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Watching her eat just hurts me
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
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