one might say we're banned from that church
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
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when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
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Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
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