Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
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