Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
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and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
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Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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