I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
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The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
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Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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