The maid of honor just puked.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
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Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
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I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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