btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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