So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
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Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
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Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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