"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
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Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
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true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person