Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
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my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
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I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.