did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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