I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
the day after is always just damage control
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
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He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
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I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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