im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
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WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
As shirtless as possible
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
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Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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