I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
