mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
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