I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
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If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
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I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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