I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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