In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Randomize
