i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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