And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
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oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
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Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
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He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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