Whod you bang
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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