She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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