on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
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I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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