that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
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I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
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He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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