I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Text me some of your sweat
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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