oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Dick very happy bro
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
