I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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