YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
Farmville is her only friend.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
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Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
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I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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