Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
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lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
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She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
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I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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