I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
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just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
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Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
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