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its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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