I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
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Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
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I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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