trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Randomize
