We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
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