Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
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Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
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The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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