I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
