I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
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I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
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AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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