You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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