You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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