Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
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He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
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Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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