my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
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Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
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You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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