I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
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He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
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Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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