I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
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you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
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I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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