and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
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I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
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Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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