After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
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I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
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Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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